Friday, September 16, 2005

"Jesus" Flees New Orleans - In Plastic Bags!

The Catholic "Jesus" needed the help of priests to evacuate New Orleans before Hurricane Katrina hit. This was reported in 'The Catholic News Service' Sept 6 article titled, "Archbishop Hughes: Never Thought God Would 'Ask Me to Take This On.'"

Describing the activities of priests before the hurricane struck, Archbishop Alfred Hughes of New Orleans said:

"We asked the priests to secure property...and bring the BLESSED SACRAMENT (wafers) AND PARISH RECORDS IN PLASTIC BAGS (emphasis mine)."

Question - How powerful is the "god" of the Catholic Church? Answer – He fled New Orleans along with baptismal records and financial statements!!

Comment – Somewhere in New Orleans, there HAD to have been some wafers that got taken up in the floodwaters. I wonder how long it took before the wafers stopped being "Jesus" and again became wafers?

I guess the "god" Catholics worship must not be waterproof!!

Once again this demonstrates the insanity of the doctrine of "transubstantiation" – where supposedly Jesus turns Himself into wafers and wine at the command of a Roman priest.

May God use this episode to show Catholics the absurd nature of their church – that the real Jesus of the bible is at the right hand of the Father, not in some plastic bags along with church paperwork. May Catholics confess the sin of worshipping wafers, repent of Rome, and receive Christ by faith ALONE for the full and free forgiveness of sins.